When addressing the DUP conference in Northern Ireland, the Prime Minister promised that there would no border down the Irish Sea (neither a customs one, nor a regulatory one, nor any other one).
He promised the same to his Conservative colleagues in his pursuit of power to become the “jungle king”.

So would the PM like to take this opportunity to apologise to the DUP, fellow Tories and the good people of Northern Ireland – for having sold them down the river and for breaking yet another promise.